NOTE: This was written before July 1st, so things obviously have happened since then that make some of stuff moot points, but lets call it retrospective because its still fun to think about improving most of the teams in the NBA. I started writing this right after the draft and before the Free agent rumors pointed to the Heat trifecta or the now lovingly called villians “The Miami Cheats”.
This will be a two part post as there is just SO much to cover this offseason its ridiculous, with the biggest free agent class we have seen for over a decade and a very strange 2010 playoffs, teams where built to win these playoffs or to chase the free agent class. So suffice to say, hardly any teams will be sitting still and are happy with the pieces that they have in place, whether they are looking to upgrade a few positions through the draft or through trades or through signing one, or two, or three big names.
Lebron James
Dwayne Wade
Chris Bosh
Amare Stoudemire
Carlos Boozer
Dirk Nowitzki
Paul Pierce
Joe Johnson
Ray Allen
David Lee
Mike Miller
The heat have 44 million dollars in cap space and are pursuing a trade or release of Michael Beasley, can sign potentially Dwayne Wade, Lebron James and Chris Bosh, but likely scenario is that Joe Johnson, Amare Stoudemire and Dwayne Wade end up on the heat, as James wont want to share the limelight with another Alpha dog and I believe that Bosh wants a sure thing and wants to play under a sure fire Alpha Dog, he is like James in some ways as a teammate, less of a leader, but has that trait of wanting to be loved be the teammates and wont take the Kobe Bryant route and leading a team by example. Wade of course is a stone cold killer, we saw it in the Finals against Dallas, although helped along by the refs a bit, but still he DESTROYED the Mavs. He hasnt had any help since that finals MVP performance and thats how weve ended up here, but Pat Riley dissembling the Heat down to two under contract players on a roster and 44 million in cap space. I dont think Beasley will stick around as his contract at 7 mil per will be very useful attracting other players once the Heat blow their pimp roll on a three way of free agents, starting with Wade, Stoudemire and Allen.
The Nets are in it to win it and under that pre tense can come away from this free agent debacle improved regardless, as their young core of Devin Harris, Brook Lopez, Kris Humphries and Courtney Lee is second only to the Bulls in terms of attractiveness for a potential free agent. But there is potential for the Nets to come away from this with no major free agents, which would put a damper on the new world order delivered by Vodka giant and mutant Russian Mark Cuban (Read: Mikhail Prokhorov). Ive heard they have pursued Jordan Farmar, a backup for Harris or a hint that Harris wont be around next season, and have their eyes set on the big prize of a Bosh-Lebron combo meal. If they come away from 2010 free agency empty then they are still in a very good position for 2011, which isnt as strong as the uber class, but still has building blocks and franchise players available.
The Knicks want it all, and dont really have the flexibility to get it, but Donnie Walsh has done alright getting trade assets and cap space together which could place them well for a pre or mid season trade. In terms of trade assets, Eddy Curry has a contract far too large for most teams, but someone might take the bait, and then Wilson Chandler and Toney Douglas. Again not a great bunch when you consider the only player left on the team to do anything useful next year will be Danilo Gallinari. I think they will somewhat strike out in this big game and chase the leftovers in an effort to appease the fan base that has gone postal over the past three years and in the wake off the Isaih Thomas debacle. Which means the Knicks will be better next year but its just a matter of how much better. I think they will be pursuing James and Stoudemire hardest and Wade is a non factor in the big picture. I would love them to be a factor again in the East as the “LEast” is getting old.
Chi-Town, this is by far the best situation for one or more free agents big names to win and win NOW. I loathe Noah, I have done so since his early days at Florida, his defense, although looks good to a non basketball fan, is just a defensive liability and an offensive counter productive black hole. Anyway, Rose, Deng, Brewer, and Noah are a stunning round out to a starting five completed by free agent X. The rumblings of Wade wanting to “return home” I dont see happening, South Beach is too much fun for a guy his age, and Bosh will follow Wade more then Lebron, or so we have been led to believe after Bosh shot down a sign and trade to go to Cleveland, which was curious, or just another smoke screen in the big picture of these three “friends” flying the same flag next year, a scary proposition but ALOT of committed salary for just three players. This is were Wade should end up, but he wont.
The Clippers, well lets be honest, no free agent in the right mind would go to a team owned by Donald Sterling, so no one cares, they have draft picks to lament their fan base with over time. Enjoy another decade of mediocrity LA fans.
So heres how as a fan of the NBA and not really one team specifically would love the summer of 2010 to end up. Rediculous as some of this might seem 90% of it is legitimate in terms of the logistics of it all, in terms of cap room and trading equal value salaries, the one wrench in my master plan for the NBA is players not wanting to go where I want to put them, but oh well, this is just for fun, hey as fans we can dream cant we? Ill start at the bottom and finish at the top. If your team isnt hear, boo hoo, you will be like the Cavs after Lebron decides to not return to his “hometown” team, cease to exist.
Sixers:
With the Brand contract the Sixers are reasonably speaking, crippled, meaning a free agency is nearly a wash for them, expect them to have no significant pickups through FA, so thats leaves the draft and/or trades, the future with this team is not in the now, its in the future. So as part of my three team trade idea, Beasley arrives from the Heat, Igoudala goes to the Celtics, and Ray Allen goes to the Heat, with N. Robinson coming over from the Celtics to the Sixers. All three teams benefit from a theoretical move like this, and Allen can go down to finish his career out as a wide open shooter with Wade in Miami. I know they want to move Dalembert and the Kings need a center so Dalembert goes there and Nocioni and Spencer Hawes coming to the Sixers. Their roster ends up like this:
Brand, Evans, N. Robinson, Beasley and S. Hawes, with Tony Battie, Willie Green, Thaddeus Young, Jason Kapono, Jrue Holiday and Mareese Speights.
Successful, maybe, talented and entertaining damn right.
The Clips:
Well with “The Donald”, as I shall call him from now on, as the owner, the good players will never stick around longer then 3-4 years and the vicious cycle of creating hope with fans of talented teams coming of age and showing success and then all of a sudden these great players leave for other teams as “The Donald” wont pay them their due and the team plunges back to the lottery again. So with this roster keep in mind that I wont go the whole hog and give them the revamp they need as we all know it will NEVER happen. So here we go:
E. Gordon, B. Davis, Kaman, R. Bell, and B. Griffin. With a bench of Gomes, Foye, R. Butler, E. Bledsoe and Aminu.
Again talented but not a winning team most likely, but hey talented is far far better then crappy. Free agency money is spent wisely as they arent bad at running teams, the Gomes, Foye, Butler and Bell signings seem to make sense and I dont see many other suitors for them.
The Raptors.
After Bosh leaves them unceremoniously, as Lebron leaving Cleveland will supersede anything anyone else does, the team will fall by the wayside and probably lead to the team being sold and moved, but we can only hope that this doesnt happen the Raps stay alive. Here is my radical, yet feasible proposal, bring Carter back. Its simple and lets Carter redeem himself to some degree, I dont care if the fans wont have him, but he wont be in a situation with pressure so he cant fold. So anyway, Carter goes to the Raptors and Turkoglu goes back to Orlando, as that was by far the dumbest move (granted the players were the deciders and not the teams in the end) of last summer in my mind and Turk did not fit that Raptors roster and Carter is well, terrible in the playoffs and generally. The raptors get a ticket seller, and dont tell me that people wont pay to see how Carter does back in his starter city. So heres the roster, Im not calling anything drastic here, just an interesting trade, the Raps are dead.
Carter, Jack, Villinueva, Bargnani, and A. Johnson. Im sorry Raps fans, thats it. I scrapped your team for my Magic. Turkoglu is gone even if he doesnt go to the Magic and I dont think anyone will care about Turk leaving.
The Jazz, who really need a new name btw.
Boozer wont stick around which is a shame, but lets be honest he is undersized and wont get the Jazz over the hump, he can help a team, but only a team with a good or great center. So kiss him goodbye Utah, but hey youll get younger and better and make a run in a few years.
G. Hayward, Okur, Kirilenko (Both back from injury this year), Millsap, and D. Williams.
A thin team, but not a bad team, depends on who they sign to replace Boozer, they should really call the TWolves, as KAHN would probably trade Al Jefferson for some chewing gum off of Jerry Sloans shoes.
Read part 2 for more.

